Welcome to Spam Prison.
If your comment behaves like spam, it will be treated like spam. There are no appeals to the warden for bots.
Crimes That Earn an Immediate Sentence
The following offenses will result in your comment being removed without warning:
- Posting unsolicited advertisements or self-promotion.
- Posting multiple links with the intent to promote websites, products, or services.
- Repeating the same comment across multiple posts.
- Posting irrelevant or off-topic content.
- Using automated bots or scripts to submit comments.
- Attempting phishing, scams, malware distribution, or other malicious activity.
- Using fake identities to evade moderation.
- Excessive keyword stuffing or nonsensical AI-generated spam.
Sentencing
Violators may receive one or more of the following penalties:
- Life sentence – Your comment is permanently deleted.
- Solitary confinement – Your IP address, email address, username, or domain may be blocked.
- No parole – Repeat offenders may be permanently banned from participating.
- Maximum security – Malicious activity may be reported to hosting providers, security services, or relevant authorities where appropriate.
Security Checkpoint
All visitors may be required to pass automated security checks before submitting comments. These measures may include CAPTCHA, spam filtering, IP reputation checks, rate limiting, and other anti-abuse systems.
Attempting to bypass these security measures may result in an immediate permanent ban.
False Convictions
Automated systems aren’t perfect. If your legitimate comment was mistakenly marked as spam, contact us through our Contact page, and we’ll review your case.
Final Warning
Think before you post.
If you’re here to join the conversation, you’re welcome.
If you’re here to spam, advertise, scam, or unleash bots…
Welcome to Spam Prison. Your sentence begins immediately.